Daily Archives: 09/01/2006

i’m gonna send this via homing pigeon, in happy, supportive tones

Two new developments in the Big Brother nature of the U.S. government: The Department of Homeland Security is now screening letters it deems “suspicious” by opening them and reading them. So if you’re writing to Aunt Myrna about the family’s top-secret apple dumpling pie recipe that’s “been seen by nobody else,” the cat’s out of