SNOW IS COMING!!!
PANIC!!! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!
Quick – everybody raid the stores for all the bread, milk and toilet paper you can stockpile!!!
I’M SERIOUS HERE!!!
SNOW = THE APOCALYPSE!!!
(For those who don’t live in DC, this is the typical reaction to a prediction of accumulating snow, which is in the forecast for tomorrow afternoon. The locals here tend to think that any snowfall is cause for concern that everybody will be housebound. Yup: DC is a city full of lightweights when it comes to winter.)