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why, nancy, why?

Why must Nancy Pelosi be hitting the talking head circuit? Call me a bit of a party-pooper, but she’s so damn stiff, can’t improvise around an outline of talking points, and looks like a deer in the headlights. Why not get a Democrat who’s more natural on camera?

Nancy, take it from me: relax your eyelids a bit, and you’ll look so much better on camera. And the eyebrows are huge arcs, not natural looking at all. If this condition was created by cosmetic surgery, you should sue your plastic surgeon for malpractice.

But she’s getting goo face time with Brian Williams right now, so that’s something.

Note that I missed Bush’s speech, as I was out riding my bike in a pouring summer rain.

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